even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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