First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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