I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The feeling are messing with the penis
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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