White coat. Heels.
Me too!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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