To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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