Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
