went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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