I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
tell me about the fingering
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