I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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