Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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