I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
