Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's like God shit irony all over that family
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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