i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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