Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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