Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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