You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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