Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I need to calm my uterus...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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