what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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