Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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