Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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