Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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