your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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