She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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