Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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