i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Randomize
