glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
