He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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