It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
