He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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