So drunk, too bad you don't want this
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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