we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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