Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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