Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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