In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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