Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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