He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
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So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I wear drunk well.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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