how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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