Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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