haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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