i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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