so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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