what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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