i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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