wrigley field is MILF paradise
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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