There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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