you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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