i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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