just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
foreskin is a definite game changer
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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