I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
