apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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