Sry I called you an 8
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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