i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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