Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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